Crests from clubsthat never existed.
Original crests and natural-history plates, printed to order on 10 oz heavyweight fleece. $59, free US shipping.
- 10 oz fleeceHeavyweight, holds its shape
- Original artEvery crest drawn by NIKUM
- Free US shippingOn every order, no minimum
- Made for youPrinted to order in 2–7 days
The register
Every crest belongs to a club that never existed, and every plate to a folio nobody printed. Pick yours.
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Est. 1962
Lakeside Tennis Club
$59
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Est. 1948
Northwoods Canoe Outfitters
$59
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Est. 1931
Summit Mountaineering Society
$59
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Est. 1955
Royal Oak Equestrian Club
$59
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Est. 1968
Coastal Surf Club
$59
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Est. 1952
Cedar Lake Hockey Club
$59
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Est. 1938
Pine Hollow Archery Society
$59
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Est. 1927
Arctic Expedition Co.
$59
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Est. 1946
Ironwood Boxing Club
$59
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Est. 1935
Meadowbrook Cycling Club
$59
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Est. 1979
Blackwood Coffee Roasters
$59
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Est. 1961
Timberline Trail Co.
$59
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Est. 1962
Atlantic Sailing Society
$59
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Est. 1893
Midnight Book Society
$59
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Est. 1957
Highland Golf Society
$59
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Est. 1932
Riverside Rowing Club
$59
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Est. 1958
Northern Lakes Fishing Lodge
$59
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Est. 1974
Alpine Ski Club
$59
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Plate
Oak Branch
Quercus Robur$59
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Plate
Sperm Whale
Physeter$59
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Plate
Red Stag
Cervus Elaphus$59
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Plate
Raven
Corvus Corax$59
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Plate
Brown Trout
Salmo Trutta$59
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Plate
Honey Bee
Apis Mellifera$59
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Plate
Fern
Dryopteris$59
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Plate
Octopus
Octopus Vulgaris$59
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Plate
Stag Beetle
Lucanus Cervus$59
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Plate
Red Fox
Vulpes Vulpes$59
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Plate
Grey Wolf
Canis Lupus$59
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Plate
Great Horned Owl
Bubo Virginianus$59
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Plate
Actias Luna Moth
Botanical$59
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Plate
Amanita Muscaria
Mushroom$59
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What you're paying for
A true heavyweight hoodie and a piece of art you won't find anywhere else, made when you order it.
- Fleece
- Independent Trading Co. IND4000, 10 oz/yd² heavyweight. Holds its shape wash after wash.
- Art
- Original crests and engravings drawn by NIKUM. Never licensed, never copied.
- Direct-to-garment in soft cream and faded inks that wear in, not off.
- Fit
- Unisex, true to size. Between sizes? Size up.
- Delivery
- Printed to order in 2–7 business days, then shipped free. Most US orders arrive in 8–15 business days.
- If it goes wrong
- Damaged or misprinted? Send a photo within 30 days of delivery for a free replacement or a full refund.
Why invent a club
Old club crests were made for people who belonged. We draw crests for clubs that never existed, so anyone can wear one.
Each one gets a founding year, a motto and a place that feels real enough to miss. No borrowed logos, no licensed history. Just a good story you can put on.
